The Birthday Party

The Birthday Party

Space The Final Frontier?..

Spock looks over the guest list for his best friend. He
wants to make
his 65th birthday a special one. They have been traveling together
on
the Enterprise for over 40 years now?

"Oh the good old days!", remarks Spock sentimentally. "I am
Vulcan! I
must not feel such human emotion. But I am after all half human
and
Kirk does look hot in his tight, pants.

Fanning himself, Spock calms down and reads the guest list
once more
with greater calm.

" Scottie, Ohura, McCoy, Sulu, that Russian guy (oh what's
his name?) I
can't be logical when I have Vulcan alzheimers' now can I? What's
his
name??" Pounding his head to will the information out no longer
works.
Spock has forgotten the Russian guy's name! Oh the shame of it all!!

Shaking his head, Spock continues down his guest list which
includes
Fred Flinstone, Barney, Dino, Barnabas Collins and Angelique, Tiny
Tim,
Dr. Smith and Zorro. Remember not to invite the Klingons. They
are
party poopers.

"I have to bake the cake, Sulu will be in charge of the
games and Scotty
will be in charge of flash light tag."

Spock, being the logical one, put on his apron, speed reads
the recipe
for a 25 layer cake with icing and logically puts all the
ingredients
on the table.

"Let's see. I need flour, eggs, butter, oil and baking
powder. What is
the baking powder? It hardly seems like a logical ingredient.
Hardly
necessary to the making of a birthday cake. Hmmmmmm?How odd to add
a
dry powder to accomplish a rising of a cake but as the directions
for
the birthday cake call for baking powder, I must abide. Where is
the
blasted baking powder? I will use my Vulcan mind meld to bring
the
powder to me!!"

"With my mind I shall see where the baking powder be!"
Spock put his two
forefingers to his temples and willed the powder to him. A
powerful
smell came over him as he thought too hard and let loose the
pungent
Vulcan gas bomb. It confused him for a minute and he was even
more
determined to get the blasted powder to make the birthday cake
for
Captain Kirk.

"Again!"

"Magic powder for my cake, come to me for I must bake!"

He again put his fingers to his temples to invoke the
Vulcan mind meld
to the object of his desire. A rumbling came from the cupboard, but
not
the kitchen cupboard. From a foreign source.

The gun room.

A bag of gun powder came flying up the elevator on its own
volition.
Past stunned crew member and others that knew Spock was in the
kitchen
baking again.

"Oh its that Spock again! Thinks he a wizard!"
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"He is a wizard. A gay one! Don't tell anyone this but I
think he has
the hots for Captain Kirk. That's why he volunteers to bake for him.
He
would even pop out of the cake if Kirk asked him. Poor Spock!"
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"That Spock sure is a queer eye for the space guy! I notice
every time
Kirk comes into the room Spock perks up if you know what I mean."

"Really?"

"Oh yeah. Like the French say, "Ce n'est rien."
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Back in the kitchen?.

The "powder" has arrived and landed on the kitchen counter.
Spock is so
busy mixing ingredients that he doesn't notice that the powder is
not
the right one for his cake. No matter. He logically and
proficiently
bakes the birthday cake for Captain Kirk. A special cake with 25
layers
and a special cream icing from a special Vulcan recipe that only
granny
Vulcania used to bake when he was but a wee Vulcan.

The aroma from the kitchen is wonderful and the cake is
assembled and
the frosting put on masterfully. No problems so far as Spock
fondles
the birthday candles thinking of his beloved--Captain Kirk.
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"Oh what a man! What a mighty mighty man!"
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The guest start arriving in the party room with their gifts
for the
Captain. The music is playing and Sulu is organizing the party
games.
Pin the tail on the Vulcan, Twister, Hide and Seek, Bobbing for
Apples,
Who's got the Peanut and Musical Chairs.

One by one the guest list is confirmed:

All the guests have arrived and all is well.
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When it comes time to play musical chairs, Captain Kirk and
Spock are in
the lead against Zorro, Barnabas, Angelique, Dino and Fred
Flinstone.
Zorro trips Barnabas and Barnabas bites Dino. Fred Flinstone
quickly
finds a seat while the music is playing as well as Zorro,
Angelique,
Captain Kirk and Spock. The rest are out this round.

Too bad.

The next round the music is faster. Around and around they
go. Where the
music stops nobody knows. One more chair is taken out. Captain
Kirk
hates Zorro and tries to stop him with his laser. Zorro counter
Captain
Kirk with his sword but only hits his pants. His pants fall down
and
Spock smiles. Angelique quickly finds a seat as the music stops as
does
Spock and Captain Kirk. Zorro is out this turn. Poor Zorro?
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"I'll get you, Kirk!" Zorro declares.

"Yeah, right Zorro. You weenie!"

The next round is even faster. Around and around they go.
Another chair
is taken out. Spock keeps looking at the rip in Kirk's pants and
he
runs toward it, Kirk feels Spock's hands on his buttocks and
turns
around and gives Spock a punch in the jaw, Angelique hurries around
as
the music plays and plays. The music suddenly stops and Spock finds
a
seat as well as Kirk. Angelique is out.

The next round is for the championship. The music is even
faster. There
is only one chair left. Around and around they go. Where the
music
stops no one knows. Spock is using his mind meld to will Kirk to
him.
He puts his fingers to his temples and wills Kirk to come to him
now!
Kirk feels a strange sensation. It is foreign and strange. Does he
like
men? Hell no! He turns around and lets Spock have it with the
laser.
But Spock is oblivious to such pain. He has his handy dandy laser
protector underwear on. No one can hurt his privates. And he
smiles.
His beloved. His love is coming to him. Yes right now. While the
music
plays..Around and Around the musical chairs. Kirk sits down as soon
as
the music stops. Spock is out!

Spock runs over to wish Captain Kirk congratulations on
winning and Kirk
clobbers him over the head with a baseball bat.

Spock smiles.

"He loves me!!"

Fun and games are over and it is time for cake..
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Spock turns out the lights and wheels his twenty-five layer
cake to the
party room, puts it on the table as the guest all sing "Happy
Birthday"
to Captain Kirk. After all, it's not every day a 65 year old man
gets
party games and a grand cake like this from a Vulcan!!
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The cake is lit and Kirk gets ready to blow out all his
candles when
suddenly?

KA---BOOOOOM!!

And that is what happens when you mix up gun powder with
baking powder!!