A Fish Called Moby Nick

"Moby Nick was a funny old fish,
And it didn't take him much to gobble a ship.

He would bite at the sails, munch on the stern,
Then use the foremast to clean out his gums.

One fine day while snacking on a fleet,
He found a wooden leg stuck between his teeth.

From the wooden leg was a sailor hung,
Whose wooden eyeball fell and rolled on his tongue.

It rolled and then tickled and then chocked poor Nick,
So he spat out the eyeball, the sailor real quick.

Heaving and hooing and panting he stood,
That is where it ended his fetish of wood."