Relationships - What do women want&;#063;

Relationships, who-ever thought that two people should bear their
souls to one another, let each other in on every single little detail
of their personal lives, thoughts, frustrations, likes, dislikes, pet
peeves warts and all.

You see relationships are funny things, come to think of it so are
men.

You have two typical types of blokes, or SNAG's as they liked to be
called, Sensitive New Age Guys. Number 1) doesn't get mad at anything
you say, whether it be you disagree with his method of drinking, or
that his armpits smell. These blokes are on this world to please you,
they think that by agreeing with everything you say, that somehow one
day you'll walk down the aisle and at the end of the hike, you'll be
standing next to Mr Perfect. The truth is, after a while the
non-argumentative man that you married, will so start to bore the socks
of you. You feel like a fight, oh no, he doesn't do fights, how about
doing something spontaneous, not in this life time. You see they think
that they're being sensitive to our feelings by not arguing, but
they're not. They think that we want men who can't talk, who haven't
got a mind of their own, but we don't.

The second type of typical bloke is argumentative, he's jealous, he's
always right (or so he thinks). Now within this second stereotype,
there are two possible people. 2, A) is one who is never jealous, and
who argues when he's drinking if he wants to. You know those types,
they never argue on your terms only on their terms, i.e picture this,
both of you in a nightclub, he's staring at all the girls, eyeing them
up, he may even give them the odd wink. Now you say 'why are you
staring at them, I am here you know', to which he turns around and
carries on dancing, laughing to himself. But if you dare stare at a
bloke, well, you might as well go and pick up your toothbrush from his
flat. 2, B) will get jealous if you so much as look at the floor, he'll
argue that black is white and that your skirt is too short, unless he's
with you as some kind of ego trip that men can look but not touch, or
he'll bash your face in.

But then we have a problem, you see because 2B is really the one that
is exciting, he's the one that we want to be with, but you know he'll
break your heart. You know he's the flirty, 'I love myself' type of
guy. You'd have arguments about who's turn it is to look in the mirror.
He'd use all your lotion, and on top of that, you'd have the gym to
compete with. Number 1 is the safe bet I know, but do you really think
you can live your life never arguing, and having the mirror to yourself
practically all the time.

Guys take note, us women want a little bit of jealousy (it's healthy
right! And it shows the old flame is still burning bright), too much
jealousy is just off putting, hey mate, we may be with you but believe
me, we'd sooner be without you. We want someone who argues but not all
the time, yes us women are right, yes all the time. Arguing a little so
often is healthy, it shows two individual people with their own minds.
Arguing that black is white, well what can I say, black is black, white
is white, why dispute the obvious.

We need the typical type 1 bloke , moulded smoothly into type 2. Then
we'd be happy. I guess you guys can't win, but you can if you try.