C= Big Bro

My big brothers an alien being

I heard Mummy last night in the hall

Does that make me his extra-ter-testial sister?

Cause I coshed poor Max with his ball

I never, would do it on purpose

But, he ATE! my most beautiful snail!!

Dogs are disgusting and dirty

Least he slumped on his face, not his tail

Ants are my very-best creatures

And I've lent them my dolls house to live

I scoop them from dark soily places

With bro's mug and his spoon and Mum's sieve

His trainers are homes for my spiders

In his school-bag I've planted some seeds

I scattered a few on the dishes and crumpled chip-papers

Now, he's grounded for under-bed weeds

I poked holes in his blazer for breathing

Well, hamsters they need some fresh air

I swapped mummies shampoo which has

Just left her seething

Cause the windowleans clumped-up her hair

The empty bottle I left in bro's bedroom

Cause there's rubbish all over the floor

An assortment of bug's

holey clothes, dirt ringed mugs

And Mum's seive

Stuck with mud, to the door

lex ?03