Difference!

The difference, between men and women

Is that men are perpetually, will'in

The female gains might

By playing them right

Via ceasing, the closeness and thrill'in

Delaying for twenty-four hours

Greatly enhances her powers

After seventy-two, he'll be loving and true

And the compliments, flooding in showers

After four days, of him treating you well

And he's secretly flaming in hell

When the flowers are old hat

Pep up the format!

Give him the monthly, rebel

P-M-T, is a handy'ish tool

It allows you to be rather cruel

As he bubbles beneath

Destroy his belief

Bite the heads off his flowers, and refuel

As you suffer the hormonal pest

And his worries are put to the test

Inflame his frustrations

And absent relations

Exorbitant shopping is best

After several-weeks, of without

You'll have gained an inaudible clout!

Whatever you seek be'it, straight or oblique

You'll get it of that there's no doubt

The difference is just as it stated

Why are men so easily baited?

I'll give you a clue

Between me and you

Though you may think my angle

Quite tainted

When God gave them physical might

He considered their opposites plight

And a withholding whim, he planted within

Giving women the final requite!

He concealed, the cease without mention

Be we needed a ground for dissention

He then shaped a time, when the cease

Became prime

And labelled it, pre-menstrual-tension!
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