F= Alternative Affection Baby

You say you're not romantic

But, I'd have to disagree

Ok, so it's a little radical

But it, kinda works for me

Its not that spine-tingling

When you're strumming your amour

With ear plugs or a lobotomy

Hey babe

I can take a little more

Never flowers and chocolates

But, you give me things

From time to time

Like the staple gun from Oxfam

And that book on serial crime

Alternative affection baby

It sits ok with me

Like the snowy morning

You wrote I love you

After several cups of tea

Forever, formed in ciggy stubs

Left for me to find

And when I'm worse for wear

Your mine, lipsticked to my behind

Melted chocolates biscuits

In the glove-box of my car

Nibbled into our initials

You inventive babe you are

The socks love knotted together

Are sweet and quite unique

The fact that they stun cattle

Perhaps a little steep

The times you shout, you love me

When I'm in a crowded street

The hamster cage and cricket bat

Nailed into a lovers seat

Your hair left in my purse

Your toenails cliped into our star

I truely love this woman!

Fingered in the mud

You've smeared over my car

The way you scrape your knees

Every time you hit the floor

Lying at my feet

Dancing your passion on the bar

I appreciate every effort babe

And I love you back

I really do

But sometimes candlelight

And flowers can be enough

To show your love is true

lex ?03