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"Knight in shining armour
Seeking damsel in distress"

I the gleaming light of hindsight
It shoud have read

"Transvestite, wearing better dress!"

His twin set and his moccasins
Finished off the date

No need for ice-cream reparation
I was boardering irate

These lonley hearts, can be deceptive

What the hell does?

'Thought, attractive mean?'

Ok, in goggles and a bag?

But in bright light, a tad obscene?

"Non smoker total tea total'er
Likes to walk and paint!"

So a halo wearing vegetarian

Who if I dared, to swear would faint?

"Hairy biker needs pillion
For suset rides, full beard and tash!"

Freezing tents and pools of vomit

I think i'll go for cash!

"Solvent male middle-aged
Has some milage on the clock"

The solvent echoes hopeful

Divorced and baggage

Spells -may be not

"One of lifes former losers
Casting net for second try!"

Am I sorely tempted?

No'p

On shards of broken glass, I'd rather lie

"Fit and solvent, no ties
Seeking fun with same!"

Ironic springs to mind

Still no point dawdling in vain

"Six foot 12, with flowing tresses

A look alike to Geldof, Pen, and Shawn
On first sight, will drop your handbag
On second, just be glad your born!"

Yeh like, I'd love to spend the hours

Fighting for the mirror

Letting out his trousers

As his ego, just gets bigger

So who I ask is Mr Right?

And would I know him anyway?

And would he be bowled over

In the revealing light of day?

Would he spot me in a crowded street?

In my wellies and my mac?

Run his fingers gently, down the lay

Of jet black hair, along my back?

Steam up my lenses in a

Entwine catching curlers in my hair?

Be able to judge what I am looking at

As my eyes, together, inward stare

How will he react to my fifteen

House kept cats?

Does he like cold custard goulash?

Will he cuddle all my rats?

Will he share my padded cell

That's locked by day

A jar by night

Will he wrap me in his loving arms

Join up my spots, enjoy my bite

Will I recognise my Mr Right

And will he shave his head for me?

Cause I only date men with decorative heads

And, whose initials, spell out tea

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