Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard she went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggie a bone
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie got none

Old Mother Hubbard she went to the cupboard
And opened the cutlery drawer
With a big carving knife
She ended his life
And the dog fell down dead on the floor

Now Old Mother Hubbard had a big bulging cupboard
Stocked up with nice goodies galore
But she felt incomplete
With no dog at her feet
So she went to her local pet store

Old Mother Hubbard she went to the cupboard
To fetch her dog something or other
And when she got there
Found a big bone to spare
Gave her new dog a piece of his brother