Pram Ram

Today I stood in Boots
Under 'Feminine Care'
Also known as 'Look!
I'm on my period: stare'

Along came a mini human
Mum behind his pram
But she was not pushing
It was rather like a ram

She rammed a fellow menstrual
Cutting up her heel
Adding 'Fucking move'
In case she failed to feel

Now running people over
Is never very nice
Especially with your child yet
I've seen this more than twice

Such neurotic mothers
Are nowadays everywhere
Using prams to bulldoze
And delivering their glare

Since when did being mummy
Become excuse to slice
Heels of the general public
With a baby pushing device?

I do hope this young mother
Will return to 'Feminine Care'
And buy herself a diaphragm
To save us more despair