The Drugs Czar's Car

THE DRUGS CZAR'S CAR

Dad, what is a Drugs Czar?
Just tell me, more or less.
What sort of car does a Drugs Czar drive?
(An E-type, at a guess).

Drug Barons must be under him,
Cos a Czar's a higher rank.
And if a Baron has a big black car,
P'raps he should drive a tank.

Now a Baron's higher than a Peddlar, too
And a Pusher, if you like.
Well the Pusher scoots it through the weeds,
While the Peddlar rides a bike.

But just what will the Czar drive...?
Dad, I know what he'd need!
A Ferrari F1 racing car,
'Cos that'd give him.... speed.

No, no young man, you've got it wrong,
This whole thing's such a farce.
He won't pollute with petrol,
He'll be green and run on grass.

He'll blow in like John Wayne, you see,
He'll save the world, of course.
And clean up all the criminals
On some bucking, snorting horse...

...Anything else you want to know, son?