TV

I switched on my TV and settled
down to watch one day
The BBC showed concerts
played by that Vanessa Mae
On ITV was Nigel Kennedy
Channel 4 showed her from The Corrs
On Sky Stefan Grappelli
was receiving much applause
Wherever on the box I went
fiddles dangled down from chins
Which only goes to prove on TV
there's too much 'violins'!