Brain talking to Body.

Body, you peed two minutes ago.
Your bladder isnt full, something else is happening.
Your penis is swelling with hot blood, not urine. You need a
doctor.
What? You feel fine? You feel better than fine?
You feel fantastic?

FUCK OFF!

Look at it! Look at it. Its hard, grotesque, gross.
Oh my God its looking at you.
Turn away!
No, Dont Rub It!
DON'T! DON'T!
AAAAAAGGH!
GREAT! JUST GREAT!
He spat in your Fuckin' Eye!
I told you. Didnt I tell You!
Fine, if your not going to listen to me then just take me out of your
skull and leave me on the coffee table and-UGH!
On second thoughts, leave me on the couch.

AND FOR THE LOVE Of FUCK ,
Get some Fuckin' toilet paper.