Battery-Powered Bra Case, The

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okay okay
i'm driving down the road
.
thump thump
.
go my wheels as i obviously run something over
i pull over to have a looksy
nothing
well huh
.
oh well
.:.
must've been my imagination
along we go
down the expressway
zippity zip
zoopity zoop
.:.
i'm on my way to work
i like my job
i tell other people how to run their lives
i am an insurance representative
my hair is greased back
my suit is black
my hands are cold
my eyes are grey
.:.
they call me souless
hey dude, it's just a job
so i try to make you look stupid and ignorant
.:.
it's not like i need all that much help
i mean really
we can't let you people into a big room without
supervision
you'll trip or fall or break something or drop
something on your head blah blah etc. etc.
i could go on and on
this is the 21st century now
.:.
i'm still driving down the expressway
thump thump
again
i get out to look
nothing
i swear i hit someone!
oh well
.:.
i'm driving
i'm talking
.:.
anyhoo
i have to call up this health club today
you see
this woman was working out with this new sports bra
i don't know exactly how it works
but somehow, this battery controls the bust size, thus creating big
boobs, well, at least while the woman is working out
ha
imagine that
.:.
as it goes, this woman was working out and the battery cable got caught
in the workings of the ab machine and she strangled herself
awful thing to happen
but now her boyfriend(s) is/are suing the health club
for "mental anguish"
don't worry, they also took out a claim against the bra company, and
the battery company, and the cable company
.:.
oh, and of course there is a carry-over suit from Afterlife Supreme
Court, it seems that the woman doesn't feel it was her time to go to
heaven and she whined to St. Peter about not having cable or being able
to watch her soaps in heaven so the Afterlife Supreme court is suing to
have a donor body to be
bred(at my company's expense) so the poor woman can be
reincarnated
.:.
hullaballooey!
why can't we just go back to the old days? before transcendental
insurance?
oi
what a world
.:.
i'm driving along
thump thump
.
this is getting redudant
every time i get this awful feeling i've run someone over
but
there's no one there
i check the road, the wheels, the bushes, the shoulder
i just know i hit someone!
.:.
it's probably just my imagination
.:.
well, here i am at work now
i won't bore you with the droll circumstances
.:.
i'll just take my two little pink pills and hit the
grind
tallyho!
.:.
what a wonderful world!
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