Neighbourhood Watch

Neighbourhood watch

Stan and Jean
Are well respected
In their posh neighbourhood
They are council elected,
In a suburb of Surrey
Their 4 - bed detach
Has 2 landscaped gardens
And double garage to match.

Pillar of the community
An avid gardener is Jean
Does charity work on Mondays
And keeps the house spotlessly clean,
Head of neighbourhood watch
And stamp collector is Stan
Enjoys growing veg'
And is a keen cricket fan.

But you'd be surprised
You'd really never think
What goes on behind doors
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink,
Cos Stan and Jean
Don't just prune trees
The kinky old buggers
Hold swinging parties!!!

When the lights go down
Their guests arrive
With friends and neighbours
Their house comes alive,
Out comes equipment
Leather and more
It's really quite shocking
But it's fetish galore!

In Stan and Jeans' home
Where they host local fetes
There's bondage and whipping
And they shag all their mates,
Threesomes, foursomes,
Battery powered toys
Leather boots?peephole bras?
And that's just the boys!

With Gimp suits and laytex
They dress up one by one
Cos these middle aged people
Think it's jolly good fun!
What's most surprising
Is that it isn't that rare
It's fairly common
In any town, anywhere.

Then at the end of the night
When they're all 'shagged out'
The guests go home
And it's not talked about,
But there may be a wink
Between guests now and then
Until it's time
To get kinky again.

It's hard to believe
That Stan and Jean
Are the type to deviate
If you know what I mean,
So it just goes to show
You'd be surprised
There's more to some people
Than meets the eyes!!!