Proverbs of a Guy

1. Never send your children to a school run by either R Kelly or
Micheal Jackson
2. If you think of a leg of lamb as an appetizer, you might want to
acess your eating habits
3. If a guy tells you he's a producer but he lives with his mother
don't date him
4. Never ever say she told me she was 18 to a judge. It doesn't
work
5. If a man asks you for your hand in marrige be sure he doesn't own a
hockey mask or a meat cleaver
6. If baseball is americas favorite pass time why are there so many
hookers
7. If you are from another country please wash
8. If you are going to have sex please wash
9. More people will benefit if people with ugly stomachs keepthem
covered
10. Never blame your screwups on another person...if they're still in
the room
11. If baseball was america's favorite pass time there wouldn't be so
many hookers
12. Blacks and Whites should get together...and beat up the
Indians
13. If you go on a date with a woman, and you go to her house, and she
starts comparing you to her old boyfriends...tell them all to
leave
14. If you are stupid do not procreate
(see how to know you are stupid)