Just like the princess she was

Just like the princess she was

"Wow, ten and its still dusky" she said. "Roll on summer".
"Whatever" I retorted
I was stuffed big time: poppadams, Nan bread, Pilau rice, chicken tika
masala and two bottles of wine. I get tired and grumpy when im
stuffed.
"You get tired and grumpy when you're stuffed". She said.
Psychic, I thought. She was funny when she was tipsy.
She shoved her hand in my jacket pocket and sent heat flooding through
my side. I was always telling her one day she would explode -
spontaneous combustion.
We cambered home, careful not to step on the cracks in the paving
slabs, a silly game we sometimes played. She had this childhood ditto
of what happens when you step on them; I forget how it went but it
always made me laugh.
Progress was painfully slow, like dragging a sack of potatoes but
eventually the steel security gate loomed in front of us. Six modern
apartments, secluded from a busy West London high Street like a fairy
tale fortress. Supposedly free from prying eyes but actually had the
opposite effect after a number of visitations from the ominous light
fingered variety.
I gave her a quick glance, her eyes were glazed.
"I want to snuggle up to you"
"What if I don't want to" I replied.
"Tough, because I want to"
I laughed as I fumbled with the door keys, opened the door and stepped
aside allowing her through.
Enveloped in a tight beige skirt her hips swayed as she moved in her
own sexy way.
"Do I get to make love to you" I shouted as she disappeared into the
bathroom.
No answer. I followed her in and she span round in her strapless
sandals. Her hands resting on her hips and a sensual smirk on her face.
The contours of her body were accentuated by her outfit. Creamy smooth
skin glistening against the background of a Piccadilly blue shower
curtain and the faded pink towel tossed over the top. Like any good
bachelor the toilet seat was up. I had forgot I may have company
tonight, at least it was clean.
Her eyelids closed as she touched my lips with hers.
"Of course baby" She whispered.

Then, just like the princess she was?. She farted.