Bill Gates Has A Lot To Answer For!

COMPUTER ILLITERATE

Oh! I don't understand the computer -

what on earth IS a CD-Rom?

Yes, I'm sure they are very clever machines

but where have quills and the inkwell gone?

We'd never heard of Millennium Bugs

'til Bill Gates re-invented the wheel -

in the days when chips were served with fish

and a mouse was a rodent which squealed!

Oh! I don't understand the computer

and my kids look on me as a fool,

but at least I can add two to two and make four -

no calculators, when I was at school!