Envy of the Penis Kind

Your average penis is, maybe, three inches
and when erect, it will sometimes reach four
but to hear men boast of their baby equipment
you'd think they must drag it across the floor!

'Size doesn't matter' - that tired old chestnut!
Not to man, perhaps. To women it does!
It's a tad disappointing, when ready for passion
to glimpse an apology, covered in fuzz!

'It's what you do with it' - that's true in some ways,
we make every effort to make him feel 'hot'.
We bend over backwards to pamper his ego
but end up frustrated, as often as not.