Farts

Monday, we had beans for tea,
we had no bread for toast.
But it didn't matter
we were quite content
seeing who could fart the most!
First Bern let rip - a noxious pong
which scored eight out of ten
but the big surprise
was the amazing noise
that came from little Ben!

I have three brothers: Bernie (11), Brian (7) and Ben (5). I am 10, by
the way.