It's A Hard Life

"What's up with you, Cock?" said Dildo to Penis
"you're looking dejected and weak at the knees."
"It's alright for you," said Penis to Dildo
"it's no effort for you to be ready to please!
I have to strive to be upright and willing -
I'm not allowed to fall down on the job!
Sometimes, I don't want to stand to attention,
but who cares about me? I'm just a knob."
"There, there, don't take on so," said Dildo to Penis
look on the bright side -there has to be one.
Unlike poor me, you relax when not needed
but I'm always stuck up, just like a sore thumb!
And you get to go on the annual vacation-
you swim, see the sights, fall down drunk on the floor.
I'm only here to be used when they want me -
as often as not, I am stuffed in a drawer!"