Preposterous Creatures

Men are so boastful concerning their conquests
their imaginations run riot, for once
they shamelessly brag that we girls can't resist them -
the dorkiest dork thinks he's got looks that stun!

With egos impervious to kindly rejection
to let them down gently is an impossible task
they cannot consider that we do not want them
this 'manly' conceit is a pain in the arse!

Their idea of foreplay is to buy you a shandy
then the contract is signed in their feeble minds
I use the term loosely, as that suggests brain cells
But the male grey matter is in their behinds!