You NEVER learn...

The Hangover

O God! My head is splitting! I'll never drink again!
I'm in bed with all my clothes on and I cannot find my brain.
Last night, we had a party - a raucous, mad affair
and anyone who's anyone was fighting to be there.
I can remember serving champers, at roughly twelve o'clock
the bubbles made me silly and I developed drinker's
block&;#8230;.
after that, my memory fails me (although bits are flashing back!)
Well! It's best to feign amnesia, if I did just half of that!

It's amazing, when I'm tipsy, I can dance the Highland Fling,
then later on, when I'm blind drunk, I cannot feel a thing!
But that's not the case this morning - I can't raise myself from
bed:
the sheet has pinned my legs down and the pillow's got my head!
Downstairs, I can hear groaning - they must feel quite ghastly
too.
Er&;#8230;.excuse me for a minute. I must dash to the loo!