Love&;#063;

It was on a bright sunny day
That a little green man flew down to play
He said "Take me to your leader" as they usually will
So, like you hadn't guessed already, he was taken to Phil
He explained he had been sent down on a mission from above
To find out the meaning of the word known as love
Phil simply shrugged and rubbed his bearded chin
This was quite a sorry situation to be in
He suddenly had a brainwave, he was in luck
"As far as i'm concerned love's just a four letter word like shit or
fuck"
The alien looked puzzled and set out through the door
Phil pissed himself laughing and fell about the floor ;)