A Song for George

CHORUS
Itching in the crotch.
Don't know what you got.
Guess it could be fleas;
Probably a disease.

You know that it's not
Helping you a lot
To scratch all day long
Up and down your schlong.

You know all the girls
Will look at you and laugh.
Some of them will hurl.
You hope it's not staff
Infection.
You can't get an erection.
Try to use some lotion.
Could be the magic potion.

CHORUS

You know the doctor
Will not have a clue,
But you'll go to her;
She will give you Blue
Star Ointment.
So you make an appointment.
And you tell her your lament.
Hope it helps but it doesn't.

CHORUS

You know that your wife
Will leave you real quick
She'll be full of strife,
She'll cut off your dick
With scissors.
Your new towels will say his/hers.
Do you eat chicken gizzards?
Dairy Queen has good Blizzards.
As a kid I caught lizards.
When I crap I lay t-z-urds.
Porn stars are known as jezzers.
Uncle works at the Sizzler.
You know my name, it's mister.
She liked me so I kissed her.
I like the movie "Twister"
Although my friends say it's cheesy
And it couldn't really happen
But that's the point of all movies
I think they're really groovy
La la la la la loovy
La la la la la loovy
La la la la la loovy
La la la la la loovy