Boyz in the Snood

Hands off my neighbours oxon
I thought as I put Poyn's socks on
There were twelve good reasons to leave
As i filtered my tea through my sleeve

Then wobble
Then flutter
Then Beaney's got trapped in the gutter

I ran to the far side of Glasgow
And jumped in a cab driven by a ho
She said "Shall I take you to Tennessee?"
I said "Just get me some fuckin' hennessey"

Then awoooga
Then roar
Then Beany's got stuck in the door

Only this time
Stuart
says
he
ain't
gettin'
out
no
more

no more

no more

NO MORE!

Cos Stuart is a ho.