Brenda

Hey Brenda, Brenda
In her house
She dressed in an apron
Looked kinda nice
The apron was red
Red as blood
Then her anger came in a flood

Oh the drawer
The cunt
Made it so clear
Made it quite blunt
Put her tool in the drawer of heaven's ho
Heaven's ho
Yeah

So Brenda said, 'Malcolm, no!'
Get on your knees and give me a blow
But hell no
Instead he decided to go

And get a divorce
A D I V O R C E
The bitch wasn't grateful for what he'd done
You see
'Cos Brenda
Had made her mistake

So she said I'm going home
To my sister's abode
Angelica will know what to do

But Malcolm said, 'Angelica's dead
I killed her 'cos she did the same thing too

Ho
Mullett
House
Dog
Wanker
Bitch

And that's it!

Whoooop!