Manko's Minging Mullet

Manko Yanko or "The American Player"
Went to Janice's and spent an "all-dayer"
Drinking juice after juice and rolling his own
oats while he talked on his mobile phone

It was Kaggy who was calling, the little shit
She would do anything for her weekly hit
He met her at Indigo's just after eleven
With some spherical oats that would "take her to heaven"

She took one and then found the world was spinning
And Manko Yanko's mullet was minging
But what she had failed to realise
Was Manko had planned a little surprise

While dancing to techno and bleeping and trance
Kaggy realised she had paid in advance
For some oats that were laced with monkey-nuts
Known for their power of knocking-out sluts

As she reeled around losing her mind
Manko stood and began to unwind
Cos he knew that Kaggy was on her way out
"Screw you asshole" he was inclined to shout

But suddenly in a canine blur
Dingus arrived and he sure looked sure
of what to do to save the girl Kag
Manko observed that the dog had no tag

Dingus performed an act that was magic
to rescue Kaggy from a fate that was tragic
And no-one has spoken of what happened that night-y
Or of Manko, or Mullets, or oats. Alrighty?