Zat's All Folks (or..... )

We've met Poynus Gloynus
and Dingus with no tag
We've shared in Hooper's burial
And realised Kag's a slag

Pickle's wound us all up
And Manko's hung with thugs
Teena knows all about that
and she's also sewn a rug

Beaney Skeener's meaner
than Janice (or even Jan)
But her Juice Bar got a mention
And the fact that she's a man

Gavin was irrelevant
And Stuart but a mere toy
But not as irrelevant as Xavier
Or even Mrs Noy

So now we're at the end
Take time to think on this
If you're ever in a pickle
then

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