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In the dictionary, "dickhead" is defined as "an inept, foolish, or
contemptible person". My boss wears turtlenecks, always tan ones, that
reach up to the edges of his ears, and ensensuates his very large head.
My boss is a dickhead. Not just because of his "inept, foolish, and
contemptible" persona, but also in the matter that he looks like a
giant, yakking, shit-covered dick.