ANN BITCH ROBINSON: WEAKEST LINK

Are we bloody sick to watch this woman with a dick on her head
talk to contestants like muppets
i'll make a voodoo dolly of her instead.

Crooked miserable mouth
that dropes to a frothing side
who the fuck married that
evil twisted cow &; made her a bride?

Big trouble with no money banked
the innocent (?) look to blame
2 faced members would rather go to hell
than lose this stupid senseless game.

Ann, i'm going to have to place you
in the hottest spot
keep an eye on the time
bank what you've got.

When you walk off the stage
that 'I' have placed you on
hop on your stick
witch be gone!

My cold words will wrap themselves
whipping at your arsehole with a cry
Ann Robinson you are the weakest link
GOODBYE.