A Nice Cuppa Tea

I don't need drugs or apple pie
No cream and jelly to help me get by
No cigarettes no alcohol
Don't nee these things
Don't need them at all
What I want now to fill me with glee
Or to make me happy
Is a nice cup of tea

Don't need those ladies who prowl in the night
No horror films to give me a fright
Don't want to hurt you or cause you harm
Don't want to steal, or burn down your barn
I'm a simple man that's plain to see
Just my dog at my feet and a nice cup of tea

No politics to mess up my head
Don't want to change you or shoot you dead
Just want to love you and get love in return
No jealousy that sizzles or burns
Don't want to climb Everest or get lost at sea
I'll stay at home with a nice cup of tea

So as the world spins on and gives me a ride
I'm with you my love right here by your side
We'll face together problems and pain
And send them packing right down the drain
So there you go just you and me¦.and a nice cup of tea.

Your turn to put the kettle on Love¦I'll have mine neat please.