A-Eggs

EGGS

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Work on
An egg, so
we were told
to build up YOUR
stamina and keep
out the cold. Along
came Edwiner and gave us
a fright. The sales of eggs
dropped overnight The farmers
went bankrupt. They ranted and
raged. While Currie was posing,on
Every front page. Then Delia Smith
appeared on our screens. With
Souffles and omlettes fit for a
Queen. Her book sales went sky
High. She was a best seller.
Nothing was mentioned about
Salmonella.Now Mrs Currie is
in the news. Hot off the
press airing her views. No
it is not Salmonella,it's
what she gets up to in
bed with her feller

? 1999 I l dixon