Knots

Tangles in my hair?
I didn't put them there!
Knots in my laces?
Why the angry faces?
Gnarls in my ribbon?
You must be fibbin'!
Snarls in my cord?
Are you just bored?
Kinks in my slinky?
That's kinda' stinky!
Twists in my belt?
Is that what you felt?
Jumbles in my words?
You sound quite absurd!
Tied up in knots?
Well, it's all I gots!