My Brother

My brother is an awful pest
He's always in my way
It's not that I don't love him
But I just want to play

The things he's done to me
Would make your hair stand on end
Or make you tear it out
Or drive you round the bend

He's drawn on my carpet
Been sick on my bed
Ruined my best picture
And jumped on my head

He's thrown his food at me
And pulled at my hair
Woken me up late at night
lost my watch - he doesn't care

Shoved his soggy biscuit in my mouth
Poured his drink on me
Broken my lampshade
Lost my mum's key

My brother is an awful pest
But I don't really care
'Cos I would be so lonely
If my brother wasn't there