Little Gary Evans

Little Gary Evans
Eats bubblegum in class,
Little Gary Evans
Dropped a crystal glass,
Little Gary Evans
You won't believe it's true,
Picks his nose and eats it,
It makes the teacher blue!

Little Gary Evans
Is quite good at heart,
But the teacher has to send him out
When he does a fart!
Little Gary Evans
Has brown curly hair,
He scares all the girls
Pretending to be a scary bear...

Little Gary Evans
Can be quite a pain,
Little Gary Evans
Plays football in the rain,
Little Gary Evans
Drives everybody mad,
Even when he's home
With his mum and dad!

Little Gary Evans
Can really be quite sweet,
When I'm with him sometimes
It can be quite a treat.
Oh Little Gary Evans
I wouldn't have another,
Because you see,
He's my little baby brother!