Vehicle down, Santa crash lands

New documents released: Further reading mind cause upset!

This is going to be hard to believe but keep an open mind because its
all true

Father Christmas, good ol'Nick was REAL, no joke, Santa did grace the
sky every christmas eve

We have all be feed a terrible lie that he never exsisted because the
man did, Santa was real but his fate was so terrible it was believed
too terrible to tell the children about but I can reveal all now!

During the second world war good old Nick was still delievering
presents to all the kids all over the world, Germany included (the
children are always innocent)

Anyhow.........

I'll keep this short because I still find the details hard to swallow,
in fact the tears in my eyes blur the screen before me

Santa was doing his good deed when Nazi security spotted a UFO in the
sky, most likely a enemny plane, now they did not believe in santa and
proceeded to shoot the UFO down, they were succesful and blew Santa out
of the sky, reindeers and all, by the time those poor beasts hit the
ground, Rudolf was not the only reindeer with a red nose! Sanat was
dead, killed by Nazi Germany!

Another quick note:

Amercian were worried Sanat could turn with age and a man able to get
into every home in the world in one night was a definate threat,
imagine if he like children too much or was murderful? a terrible
thought but a chance the Amercians did not want to take!

So Santas days were numbered either way

Poor fat sod