Home Read Write Forums Blogs Crash Diet By scriboSun, 12 Sep 2004 588 reads Crash Diet There was a young lady from Ealing Who said to a fairy with feeling, "Lose me a stone if you please". And raised her dress to show her knees. Then the fairy waved her wand, And in an instant - her legs had gone ! Richard Early Certificate UStorySome Poetry What I Have WrittedHumour Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments
Crash Diet By scriboSun, 12 Sep 2004 588 reads Crash Diet There was a young lady from Ealing Who said to a fairy with feeling, "Lose me a stone if you please". And raised her dress to show her knees. Then the fairy waved her wand, And in an instant - her legs had gone ! Richard Early Certificate UStorySome Poetry What I Have WrittedHumour Facebook Twitter Log in to post comments