From Jester To King LXIII

Has the world gone entirely CRAZY? I mean what the kaboolies. So if I’m understanding this right: every post will be from henceforth on going forwards quite literally shared. On a percentile basis? Because they can’t change the word and the law suit means they do what it says? And why can’t they change the word? Because it’s become a term of art. Bollocks it has, kiss my right butt cheek. This is certified nutjob. Am I now to believe that you share 10% percent of a post when it’s going to make absolutely no fucking sense, and then you leave 90 percent of the original post and then someone else can share as little or as much as they like and then as much or as little as your post ad infinitum? Why would you even not share the whole thing in the first place? Who the fuck cares that share means allocate a proportion, who gives a shit it implies finite, that once it’s all gone then it’s finished? Pieces of pie. I couldn’t care less if it’s the last thing we learn in school. Just make the pie bigger. It’s only virtual. Do people care what words mean, that they should be used pretty much in a way that corresponds with their meaning? Hell no. Words are bull. Am I going to dig out my ‘88 OED 1988 and tell you share means such and such, blah blah more bollocks blah? Would I talk down to you like that? SHARE, we all know what share is. We all know it’s brag, and shout and big-up and attention-seek and all those other fun things we can’t help ourselves do online, and get into an argument and prove everyone wrong and a shit load more attention-seeking, do we have to make it explicit, we know it’s not literally sharing, god knows it never was. Tripe and pedantry and they’re doing it to suit them. So now you have to build up share credits, and then you get the share credit back when someone else shares, or something, I mean have you read the new guidelines, they defy the use of the term gobbledegook. And so people will be sharing literal words or even syllables of words willy-nilly and none of it is going to make any sense whatsoever, disjointed fragments, and now our personal unique inspiring walls are going to go from ground-breaking founts of rarefied knowledge to meaningless gibberish in less than an instant, I mean you’re taking the epitome of sense and totally dismantling it just out of pedantry? All those articles from weforum.org. God knows what’ll happen to the Dad’s saving kids at the very last minute videos, I dread to think. People do not have enough to do, I tell you, I won’t be sharing nothing no more and I can assure you of that.