For Bucolic Shelter (Letter to a Vampire)

For bucolic shelter from my old routine
I'd like to thank Martin Sheen.
I really dont know what that means??

Dear Vampire,
What can you do in that mahogany shell?
Your breath is minty and your hair aint combed too well.
And every film i've ever seen has the same story to tell.

Your face gets me in such a state
My passport gets me out.
I don't know the language you're speakin'
But i'm keen to work it out.

It was 7 hours to your Chateau
and we left a month ago.
I've been robbed of all my carbon,
so now I'll never know how old.

What can you do in that mahogany shell?
Your breath is minty and your hair aint combed too well.
And every film i've ever seen has the same story to tell.

This steak tar-tar is mouldy
Nosferatu sniffs my ears.
I'm glowing from those garlic cloves
with a half-life of 247 years.

Dear Vampire,
What can you do in that mahogany shell?
Your breath is minty and your hair aint combed too well.
And every film i've ever seen has the same story to tell.

Now back to the old routine.