X) The Jewel of Suburbia

Marroon macaroons.
She could tenderize a joint
like no girl on the scene.
Dont scream.
You've heard of course
how in suburbia
all the men wear polyester rugs
and women paint their nails
while the husband slithers off
to push his pen?
Everybody's having affairs
and Jeopardy is safer than actually living
in a tidy blue suit
from Sears in '82
with a lawn and a picket fence
whilst the routine glides
smoothly down an isoceles wedge
of 90 accurate degrees?

Back to this girl.
A butcher and a baker.
Fanatical Quaker.
Handy at everything
she left nothing to the imagination.
Most shocking of all
she wasn't part of the routine.
The Jewel of Suburbia
was the exception to the formula
and curvy
in all the right places.