BIG-MAC'S N' HEART ATTACKS.

BIG-MAC'S N' HEART ATTACKS.
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He polished off his 'Happy meal' -
before the heart attack.
His wife thought it regrettable -
but she finished her Big Mac.
She wasn't one for fussing.
What good would fussing do?
She licked her ruby lips.
He turned a deathly blue.
He hadn't touched his Diet Coke.
'Such a waste', she sighed.
If only she had known -
before he sadly died.
The staff were very helpful.
A full refund was made.
They expected her to leave.
Surprisingly she stayed.
She ordered chicken nuggets,
and another giant Coke.
At last a 'Happy Meal'
He wouldn't get the joke.
A perfect male companion.
Cool and debonair.
As stiff as rigor-mortise -
with so much time to spare.
She spent a lovely evening.
No arguments or fights.
Reminiscing over burgers -
under garish neon lights.

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