Swinging Accidental.

SWINGING ACCIDENTAL.
sneak

My neighbours like to 'Swing it?'
I am strictly in the dark.
I think it involves ropes -
and hanging in the park?
It seems a common hobby,
for they have so many friends.
I like to get involved -
in the latest weird trends.
My wish will soon be granted.
I've received a nice invite.
'You are cordially requested -
to swing with us tonight'
I've purchased ropes and pulleys,
waterproofs and woolly hat.
I think I'll look the part,
though I feel a proper twat.
Tonight is my induction,
I'll be swinging with the best!
I've practised all my knots -
on my extra large string vest.
I've made the expedition -
to my neighbours red front door.
I bang the heavy knocker,
as my jaw drops to the floor.
Through the window I spy adults -
in positions I don't trust.
There's a real lack of swinging,
just a sea of naked lust!
They stare at my equipment.
I invariably stare back.
I rearrange my ropes,
as they rearrange their cracks.
A sad misunderstanding -
that would shake me to the core.
I leave my rainproof clothing -
in a puddle by the door.