Z) CHEESE RELEASE ME.

It was with some dismay, this week, that I learned of our
governments plans to legalise cheese. With this in mind I felt it
imperative to voice my concern. I have lost numerous friends to the
evil clutches of cheddar and, although speaking out against such action
could leave me wide open for ridicule and verbal abuse, I felt it my
duty to post this true account of my own devastating experience.
If 'Cheese release me' can alter just one persons perception to cheese
taking then I can consider my work here done.
Say no to cheese and yes to life.
All my love,

Sneak.

CHEESE RELEASE ME.
sneak

I dream of Michael Jackson -
donating body parts.
Barbie takes his arms and legs.
But know one had the heart.
His plastic nose was left to melt,
beneath a winter sun.
Action-man removed his dick -
and used it for a gun.
Rubber bullets - Shoot to thrill.
Blood on a disco floor.
Action man takes Barbie,
moonwalking through a door.
Barbies' ex abandoned.
Ken is everywhere.
Action-man, her new boyfriend,
a handsome, handy spare.
Elton John saw everything -
but never made a sound.
Ken lye's dislocated.
His limbs lay all around.
With pen in hand, Elton sighs -
and writes a brand new song.
He falls apart and climbs the walls.
He knows it won't be long.
Another anal single,
in the name of 'Charity'
Body parts for plastic dolls.
Cash for PVC.
..If a stranger offers Cheddar cheese -
and you know not what to do.
Just pop a pill or smoke a joint -
Run and shout 'Screw you'
Just say 'NO' to cheese my friend,
for horrific dreams do hide -
in the darkest, deepest recesses -
of your over-active mind.
'Cheddar isn't clever'
It can have you on your knees.
I prey for all the innocents -
that go to sleep on cheese.

Sneak technique is sponsored by British Cheddar.