Private Shower

Drink plenty of water
The hapless advice
to the private who'd swallowed a grenade
Someone tossed him a phone
to call whoever¦
And this is the call he made

The president please
and tell him it's urgent
I've swallowed an explosive device
No, you can't help out
Yes, I've drunk a lake load
Look I really don't want advice

The big man now please
I want to ask why¦
(And then the gut-wrenching blast)
I'm sorry he's busy
someone was saying
when we located the phone at last