my UN-ode for fluorescent lighting

Oh, waste of a photon and debauchery of light
Why must you shine your pretentious white into the night?

How quickly you delight in revealing all things
In a bore of a gleam, flashing, brighting, waking a dream

I entreat you do stop your jealousy for those in your relation
The sun, the moon, the secret stars win unanimously as light for all creation

So do retreat to your bulb where you can sleep for centuries,
for I

shall not in an eternity's worth of blink give you a try