Twas the night before christmas

twas the night before Christmas and alone I am again

seems to happen a lot every holiday my friend

so on the computer I play till I'm sleepy

and I hear sleds bells and a voice on the roof sounded creepy

I must be dreaming this can't be true

who is this on my roof and who the hell are you

I am the voice of Christmas past

and I told him he could kiss my ass

he grabbed me and took me to a place I have never been

and I kicked him and said these damn folks an't my kin

they left me alone on this lonely night

now they want to make things right

well screw them I say

go the hell away

tell rudolf and vixen and prancer and the rest of those damn
raindeers

to get the hell off my roof

with those heavy ass hoves

santa remember the present you didn't send

you broke my heart and now it must mend

so go away you big fat old man

and take those present because i don't give a damn

when you remember what i asked for

return to my house this time and knock on my door
because you fell from the chimmy and broke my damn floor

hoe hoe hoe

merry christmas