Have you got a cold lol

Anyone wants my cold
Its going free
It a nice cold
Very nice bug
I have to say
It move in the other week

Yeah it brought all its little friends with it
Mr blowing your nose
Mr Headache
Mr makes you feel yuck
Mr Face ach
Oh and miss sleepy
And miss don’t eat
And mr can’t breath

I think I must be add to
The lack of trees in the world
I must hold the record
for the most loo rolls use
Oh I hate cold how about you

I would not mind a cold if was good
And only stay for one day like it should
But it don’t
It the time of sitting there watching TV
And the newsreader looks like he got on his face
Oh I want to get out of here
I feel like beep
I want to go home and
Want some one to mother me

Oh that’s men
Women on the other hand
Have to stay with it
don’t matter if your
Home a mes s
We say oh to
Hell with it when we try to tidy up

So to allthe poor souls
We like me today
Can’t ruddy breath
As Mr Cold in the way
Oh yes take pills there say
Like there work
Mmmm
I just want to say
Go away cold
I always gave to day