On being asked to dress up in the bedroom

I'm not a doll to be dressed by men.

Don't ask me to wear PVC again!

I don't ask you to dress like a fireman in the bedroom.

It's not my thing.

And men in a g-string look plain ridiculous, or worse.

Crotch-less pants are an abomination.

Not the greatest of man's inventions.

Mutual respect is the only fantasy I entertain.