Easy Rider

Noses in your books
Occasional dirty looks
Ears plugged with new technology
The music's got you hooked

I'm searching for a seat
This is no easy feat
Please move that baby carriage
Remove your cycle wheels
Your back pack in my ribs
You don't know how this feels

And if you ask me for my seat
Unless a baby's due
I'll have to say I'm sorry
I can't do that for you

Unless you're old and feeble
And walking with a cane
You'll have to stand as I do
And bear the tight shoe pain

Don't beg me for my money
My rent is also due
With cons and scams
All over town
I doubt I can trust you

And if your cell should ring
Don't take it on the train
I know your conversation
Would surely fry my brain

This trip is no vacation
It's thirty minutes time
Seems like a week I'm standing
I need my glass of wine!