Ex Chauvinistic Pig

Iv'e been accused of being they say
Somewhat a 'Chauvinist Pig'
Maybe its because of my stature
Which is undoubtably large-Rather Big
But what of my conduct in general?
This poem will probably show
That the answer to all of these questions
Is a rather large-BIG, No, No, No
There was never any intention
To insult the sweet fairer sex
But if this isn't sufficient
Then my name is not Tommy its Tex
If iv'e offendeed the ladies
Who take what I say the wrong way
I can only say now that I'm sorry
And make a new start from today